I’ll be accepting your movie offers
First, yay TNJB is back! Real dating stories. All I got is a lightly edited (mostly for names and coherence) convo between my friend and I. Context: Me ‘n OS were having a Talk (TM) regarding things I don’t want to talk about anymore and things got emotional. This is afterwards. Enjoy!
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M: I dunno if you ever subscribed to the idea that my dating OS is sort of a hiliarious rom-com
M: at least last year when he was just this ridiculously innocent virgin nerd
M: but he just told me he bought the Complete Idiots Guide to Intimacy
M: just something to add to the comedic montage
H: heh
H: he’s taking positive steps!
M: in his endearing nerdy way!
M: except for whatever reason when he told me I just started crying
H: why the crying, do you think?
M: well maybe it was just about time for the floodgates to open…usually I mist up throughout talks like this
M: but I dunno it was also kind of a relief?
M: he was like “I mean, I even bought a book to help with the stuff we talked about a few weeks ago”
M: and I didn’t really know what it was we talked about that could pertain to improving the relationship
M: but I DID know that there was a book that appeared in his living room
M: and he never has books laying around
M: and it was about robots and making things move
M: and so I started thinking oh god what misguided endeavour is he attempting regarding our relationship?
M: in hindsight right now…I think he probably got that book to add to his order for super saver shipping…
M: but yeah anyway he was embarassed to say what it was for a good bit so I was left to form many theories
M: and also had no idea what we had talked about to make him get a book about animatronics
H: that *is* kinda hilariously awkwardly romcomish
M: :)
M: i’ll sell you the rights!
